you know what is the most annoying thing? when your friends call you because they need help.or they want something. this situation always happens to me. like a lot! especially when i live abroad like this. maybe they think here is cheaper and all. but nope, you're wrong. it's kinda same. or maybe they think everything's pretty and easy to find here. i mean like, maybe this one certain bag is easy to get here rather than in kuching or malaysia. but what the hell man. i prefer to shop in kuala lumpur than here. i think i can find anything there and i think everything in malaysia is cheaper.
situation 1:
tutt..tutt.. (messages coming)
N: Atul tok ka? N tok. Bila kitak balit? Mok kirum barang lok.
A: Aok Atul tok. Belum sure bila balit. Kirum pa?
N: Handbag. Berapa harga handbag brand xxx kat sia?
A: Sik tauk juak. Kamek jarang beli handbag sitok. Kamek check internet tek maybe around $300. Try check website nya.
N: Mun tuka RM?
A: x 3, so dalam RM600.
N: Mahal na juak. Ok, mun nak tok? Or nak ya? Berapa mun tuka RM?
Bitch. I already told you to check the websites and $ to RM is x3. Very annoying you know.
situation 2:
buzz...
I: Oi da baju kacak sik sia?
A: Ada kali mun carik bena-bena.
Bitch. Suka buang masa orang jawab soalan bodo.
that will only happen when i'm here, and when i'm back in kuching (after giving the stuff to them), they won't even bother to call me to say hi how are you. you guys so lucky because i'm kind. because i never charge more. if the stuff harganya rm50, rm50 la i mintak bayar. never more and never less.
Situation 3:
Lalalala... I wont go home without you... (phones ringing)
W: Atul da kat rumah sik?
A: Aok ada. But pastok mok keluar pegi bank.
W: Mok kamek teman sik. Pastok kamek agak rumah.
A: Err.. Okay.
When W arrived. First thing W said,
W: Atul boleh pinjam RM10 sik mok reload?
Bitch. Patut la bait semacam jak mok neman. Ada udang disebalik batu duhal.
these 3 situations are true stories. story of my life.
